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CAIRNS (Heaven)

I arrived in Cairns on May 27th. Really nice its where the rainforest meets the Great Barrier Reef. Was really hot, sun was shining, always above 34c.

I had planned to do a skydive bungee jump, white water rafting and go diving on the reef, but I got quite ill and couldnt do anything, more about that in a mo.

I was staying in the Calypso Inn. Seemed all right but was 40 minutes from the centre. God know how I found it stumbling home in the early hours. The staff at the hostel were so unhelpful, it had about as much atmosphere as a funeral, and you had to walk through the bar to go to the showers. I left after 2 days and went to a much nicer place by the Esplanade.

I went to the marine Museum in Cairns. Only I could get lost even though it was quite clearly sign posted. But I thought the signs must have been wrong and ended up half a mile away, much to the ticket sellers amusement. I did see some seahorses, id post up the pic but I've sent them back now. Also saw some white tip reef sharks, and some leopard sharks, never heard of them before.

On the Friday it was really hot. I decided to go to the beach. Only there isnt a beach in Cairns so I had to take a 40-minute bus ride. I didnt know that part of the beach was a nudist beach, the part I had accidentally stumbled across. There was no one on it, just some guy and a blonde; I didnt go nude, lol. After 40 minutes sunbathing, I decided to leave it was pissing me off was really windy and the sand was like brown sugar was quite sore when it hit you.

Got back to the hostel and my chest had got burnt quite badly, just my chest, dont know how that happened, lack of ozone layer in Queensland. Was really sore couldnt even go out Friday night. Saturday was in real agony, couldnt even do the simplest task, walking down the street was a nightmare; dont know how many paracetamol I downed. By the Sunday it was at its worst, had to go to the pharmacy twice to get cream, stung like hell. They said I should have gone to hospital. No, Im not wasting my holiday by spending it in a hospital bed, half dead or whatever. Well Im all better now, thanks for the get well cards and flowers I received from so many of you. Always wear sunscreen people.

While I was recovering from sunstroke, I spent my time in a number of Cairns pubs watching the world cup. When the first Brazil match was on, there was only one Brazilian guy in the entire pub shouting how knows what in Portuguese. Also Japanese fans are mad, especially the girls, they scream in this high pitch voice at the slightest thing, you should see them when they score. I had to resort to wearing earplugs when Japan was playing. Also when the Ireland match was on, I was in an Irish pub, bizarrely for once, there were Irish people in it. When they scored in the last minutes, the place erupted.

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Myself and Julie, Pole Dancing in the Playpen. Cairns, June 3rd 2002.

I'm there somewhere
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Foam Party. Playpen, Cairns. June 9th 2002.

Dancing on Tables
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How Drunk am I? The Woolshed, Cairns. June 9th 2002.

Cairns nightlife is wild. Bars and clubs giving you free drinks vouchers. I dont know how many free drinks Ive got. Was never in bed before 5am. One morning I woke up with a black eye and dont have a clue how I got it, just hope it was a door and not a fist. Also Id be walking down the street during the day and people would keep saying "hi" to me, people I dont even remember meeting. I did meet some really nice people who I can remember. Also I dont know how many girls from Baaaaaaaaaaaath I met.

Julie and myself went to see Spiderman on the opening night at midnight. I dont know if there was more entertainment, on the screen or in the cinema. If you havent already seen it, dont bother wasting a fiver.

I also did some pole dancing in Cairns; you had to see it to believe it, although there are pics. Also went to a foam party. Some people were drinking the foam; I hope it was by accident Andrew.

Left Cairns on then 10th to come to Sydney. You can read more about Sydney on the next page.

 

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2 Nutters (Rob and me) in the Woolshed. Cairns, June 8th 2002.

Spin that Pole
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Me trying to Pole Dance, after consuming lare amounts of lemonade. Playpen, Cairns. June 3rd 2002.