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SYDNEY

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Sydney Harbour Bridge at Sunset. June 2002.

I left Cairns on June 10th to come to Sydney. I was pissed off, as I didnt get the window seat. Cant complain too much as I was in Business Class instead of the usual cattle class. Went to check out the Harbour Bridge and the Opera House on the first night, nothing spectacular - well it is, at least Ive seen it.

I checked into the YHA, $30 a night though. It does have a sauna and pool. I havent been bothered to go up to the 9th floor to use it, even though there is a lift and it opens at 3pm, Im so lazy. Theres a lot of Orientals where Im staying, I was speaking to an ozzy guy, he said thats because Im staying in China Town - well nobody told me. Also chatting to an ozzy woman making fun of my accent, which she though was alright as she had been to Scotland, its probably the most beautiful country in the world she said, what you mean probably, IT IS!!!!!

Sydney is quite big about 4 million people, Ive confined myself to just one street for the first few days as I go t lost if I went anywhere else. Ive never seen so much tartan in my life. Its everywhere here, on skirts, school uniforms, jackets, and scarves. There was even bagpipers down at the harbour one Sunday.

For the first week Sydney was absolutely freezing. We had no sun; it was 8c, pissing it down, I caught a cold. I actually had to buy a fleece and hat. Some shops have fir trees in the windows with fake snow, quite bizarre. Some places also have Christmas in July nights.

I went to Kings Cross, last Tuesday to look for a cheaper hostel. I went at 1pm; it was full of sex shops, strip joints, gay guys, tvs, lady boys, smack heads, and ofcourse drunk abos Although its where all the best bars and clubs. I did meet 2 people I was fruit picking with. They managed to stay slightly longer than the 1 day I did. Also met 2 people I went to university with, who were hot footing it to Bali, I was so tempted to join them.

Anna, a girl I met in Perth, and myself went to watch the England match on June 12th. We then went to the Pizza Hut, all you can eat buffet. I havent laughed so hard in ages, There was this guy, looked like something from Iron Maiden, eating 2 hugs pasta dishes, then ice cream, the waitress then cleared his table, you should have seen his face, he hit the roof, then he was downing about 8 slices of pizza, then more ice cream, practically eating the plate. Also this other guy, eating about 900 slices of pizza, his excuse was he hadnt had any lunch. Then this girl up and down like a yo-yo filling up a plastic container in her bag for her poor uni friends, I remember the days. We also went to the Met Bar in Sydney, no celebs in there, or if there were, they werent that famous.

One Friday night I thought there was a riot in central Sydney. There was lots of Police and people about 5 deep for about a mile. It was Korea fans though, waving flags and shouting celebrating their win. Also people going by honking their horns. I decided to join in, even though Im not Korean, and can only say a few Korean words - *********** ***** **********

There are a lot of cults on the streets of Sydney. People wanting you to sign away your life saving and be transported away in a space ship at the end of the month. Also this woman shouting that she had seen the fires of hell and the gates of heaven, oh fuck up please. Also Mormons (no offence if you are one) but are they on commission for everyone the sign up, they are after everyone, even the Japanese.

The first few weeks in Sydney I didnt do that much. Just spend the time recovering from 2 weeks in Cairns. Sitting in Starbucks mostly making fun of everyone walking past, and watching re-runs of Neighbours from 1990.

Well I haven't been doing that much, working mostly. Temping though, money is crap, get taxed far too much, and the jobs are so boring.

The first job I had was for 3 days. I was working for the Sydney Institute of Technology, oooooooh I hear u cry. Well it was shit. Doing student enrolments. Me and Owen, another backpacker turned up in shirt and tie the first day, others are there looking like they are living on the streets. Then we are sat there from 9am-5pm on the first day, not one person turned up. I know Ozzies are a bit dumb, but no one all day, terrible. The next day was just as bad, we had a few people. The following day was really busy, lots of 'potential' students turning up to enrol. This girl came in, was trying so hard not to laugh, her first name was Kylie, middle name Madonna, lol.

The next week, didn't have any work, not that I minded. Im getting used to this one week working, one week off. The next job I had was for the Australian Government, ooooooooooh I hear you cry again. Well this one wasn't shit. It was fu**in shit. Thankfully it was only a few days work, any more than that I would have to have resigned. I am looking for another job, temping is all right, but I want permanent work.

Im now living in another hostel. Hotel Bakpak, only $135 a week. Really nice, but there are some right characters in there. Most people are under 24, but some are about 204, moaning at nothing.

Ive been to a few sites in Sydney. Been unto Constitution Hill to view the bridge. Also went to the Rocks. I was expecting a Big Statue of Captain Cook and a British Flag. None of that there, its a shopping Precinct. Captain Cook is 3 miles away in a park.  I have been to see the statue. Also been waving like a nutter when they where shooting the helicopter scenes for the 'Matrix' sequels. Also missed the World Premier of 'Dirty Deeds' on Monday 15th July, saw the sign about 2 hours after. My 'favourite' singer was in HMV on Saturday 13th, I was tempted to go and see if she really looks like a porcelain doll, but couldnt be bothered getting up for 1.30pm.

Been to a few, yes only a few bars. They are all in Kings Cross. I always get doormen from Strip joints and hookers coming up to me, asking me if I want to see their shows, or see their.... Also walking back one night a lady boy said, "ill do u for free", ofcourse I said NO!

The weather here is fine now. Still cold at 19c (dont ask), but we haven't had rain for 4 weeks, we are experiencing El Nino conditions, well thats what the weather says anyway.

Clubs, and pubs have Christmas in July nights. Im going to one. They are having fake snow, and Santa will be there. He will be giving pressies, if you can prove you have been naughty, should be good.

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Sydney Opera House. June 2002.

Well its now September, and I've finally got around to updating this page. Im still in the most stunning and vibrant city in the world, Sydney - according to the guidebook that is. For 2 weeks maybe after 3 months it does your head a bit. I do love it, just staying right in the centre, is a pain. Still staying in that hostel, looking for a flat now though.

Its really hot here, about 27c, and we haven't had rain for weeks, its just the first week of spring, whats summer going to be like?

Since I last updated this page I've been busy busy busy. Sleeping and drinking mostly. Decided to look for a job. I've been working for various different companies over that last couple of months. First was Atlantis, crap. Then TMP worldwide, crap, and Adecco, all right. Im currently working for IGA, been there 4 long weeks.  Anyway its really boring, but its easy so I'll stick it out. Have to get up at 6am, 3 days a week, AHHHH! 

Its a supermarket in Mosman - North Syd. I'm doing dock and loading work. Easy stuff, just unload the stuff, dump it on the isles and move boxes around. Also have to stack shelves and risk my life up a ladder.  They do put me on the checkout on sometimes, I usually get customers saying "Oh where you from, blah blah, I love your accent". The pay is absolutely terrible, (Mike I want my old job back), and then I get taxed 29%, so work all week for what seems like nothing. Sydney is sooooo expensive.

First day at work this guy Hans, must be 60 odds, who I though was German, turns out he's Austrian, comes out with the usual unfunny questions, "Have you seen the Loch Ness monster, do you play the bagpipes, what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt" - your granny. 

Also the manager, Glen, Gleen the NZ girls call him, talks like he's a man of the world, hes 40 odds still living with his mum. You can tell I like working there. Most of the others are all right though, get on really well with a few so can't complain too much.

I've slowly been taking in the sites of Sydney.  Have been to see some touristy places. Don't know if you saw it on the news in the UK, or wherever you are, but 3 whales came right into Sydney Harbour. They were there on a Monday, also still there on the Tuesday. I walked down to see them on the Wednesday, they had left, bit selfish I though!!

Went to see the Chinese Dinosaurs at Australia Museum. Dinosaurs that had been found in China. Wasn't that interesting, and the $14 entry was a bit steep considering you had to pay again if you wanted to go into the normal displays. Also went to Darling Harbour. Went to the Chinese Garden - its the largest Chinese Garden outside China. Really nice peaceful and tranquil. Also ponced about at the International boat show, yachts theyre costing around $5m, Ive ordered one just in time for Christmas. Also saw the sea lions down at the Aquarium. I think if I was an animal id be a sea lion, just sitting around doing nothing all day - would suit me perfect. Also went to the Casino, bit Vegas trashy, full of old dears trying to win money to buy a stairlift. Talking of stairs, I keep falling UP them, only I could fall up stairs.

Also been taking in other sites. They involve various establishments in the CBD, Kings Cross and Oxford Street. Went to a Christmas in July night. Felt really weird, playing Christmas music, a tree and all, cheap booze which was a bonus, actually felt like Christmas. Met a guy from Glasgow the other week, fresh from the Kylie concert. His brother designed the club home, down at Darling Harbour, and could get us on the VIP list. Basic drinks where $7, not good.

 Nothing much else been happening, when it does, ill post it up.

Spring in the City

I'm still in Sydney, and loving every minute of it, apart from when I'm at work. Sydney is far too hot though; its only about the 2nd week of spring. Its about 21c by 9am, some mornings, 30c by noon. Sat had to be like 32c. Whats summer going to be like? Although today it was pissing it down!!

I'm still working in IGA, which gets worst everyday. Everyone who works the floor hates, the people on the till and the supervisors/managers/owners. We have 2 phrase for everything "who gives a fu*k" and "tell someone who cares". Although I just got a pay rise, which was good. Also all the old dears, loving my accent nice to be loved, lol.

One week I had spent all my money by the Sunday, had no food at all, resorted to eating spoonfuls of sugar, and a 2 week out-of-date yoghurt, wasn't good, thought I was going to collapse with exhaustion, having to work 9 hours a day. Only had 25cents, so couldnt get on the net for net banking, and couldnt do an ET.

Also had a really sore throat the other week, thought it was swollen glands, for $50 the doctor confirmed this, all fine now.

Besides work I've not been doing much, getting pissed mostly at the usual haunts in Kings Cross and the centre.

I dont know where my head was last week, up my arse more than likely. Had so much fun, and drink its unimaginable.

Last Wednesday it was pay day, I decided to nip in to the pub with the Canadian guy from my dorm, just a few JDs and coke, then it was off to the hostel quiz night, where we got stuck in to the free wine. 5 or 6 wines later, we came third in the quiz, 15 mins free Internet, between our group - me Steve and the other guy in our dorm Richard, also $10 off accommodation each.

We decide to head to the Mandarin Club which is just across the road from our hostel its about 9.30pm. As we make our way out the hostel, I somehow fall down 3 stairs, oops too much to drink I think. Anyway, my 2 roommates, me and Ben from Hawaii, cross the road and walk to the Mandarin, those 3 are in front, Im shouting back to some girls at our hostel, next thing DONG!!!! I walked right into a pole, this massive thud; thought id spilt my head open, didnt thou. In the Mandarin club, the bouncer is like, where have you been "nowhere we are sober" they let us in, only for me to trip up the stairs.

The Mandarin Club is one of those Chinese places, which let in foreign visitors, only $2.50 VB's. So we are drinking, 9/11 Memorial comes on the telly, Ben and Steve are watching it, then this woman about 10 feet away, is just sitting talking to her friend, Ben is like SHUT THE FU*K UP, SHUT THE FU*K UP WE ARE WATCHING THIS, she starts arguing back then is quiet, then comes over to have a go, shes like, yeah sorry I sympathise with you, great shes going to be quiet, then she starts going off on one, yeah but you got to move on and stuff, shit all hell breaks lose, she left the club.

So we are watching it again, then Ben just suddenly shouts at these Chinese guys, SHUT THE FU*K UP, they come over ready for a fight with bottles and all, the bouncers are up, to Ben any more of this ill wrip your fuc*ing head off. Oops, newasy we got out alive.

Ben left first; Richard and me left Steve, buggered off to Cheers, then the Scubar, then back to the hostel, found Steve, then went to Charlie Chans. Got back about 3.30am, Richard lost his trainers somewhere, still hasnt found them, lol. Although I did find a rather nice Prada scarf if anyone wants it. Did not feel too good at work on Thursday.

Then Friday comes, its the free Wine and Cheese night in the hostel, too much wine again. I had no intention of going out after it, maybe for 1 or 2. Anyway I came first prize in the raffle, worth $120, 3 free nights accommodation, $10 phone card, 1hr free internet, bottle of champagne (wasnt Krug) 4 free jugs of beer at the Scubar, so we downed the champers, then off to the Scubar. With the Canadian girl Michelle who came 2nd and another who came third 3rd, in total 9 free jugs. We met a few Canadians in the Scubar, took over the dance floor and got the DJ to play some RnB, was heaven.  Canadians are now my favourite people, especially one ;)  Then it was off to Paddy McGuires, Cheers, 3 Monkeys, Scruffs, too much to drink. I got in at 4am, had to be up at 6, people are like, stay up, and have a power nap at 5.30am. Nah went to bed woke up at 7.47am, did not hear the alarm at 6. Had to call work, saying I couldnt go in, while trying to sound ill.

Anyway, enough of my drunken antics. Not been up to much else, not did any touristy stuff. Was going to go to Bondi a few times, but always sleep in too late. Been in Sydney 3 months and still haven't been to the beach. Got plenty of time to do the touristy stuff before I leave in a few weeks, or will do it when I return in December. A woman from work wants to take me and Linda (another backpacker) to her house on Sunday for lunch. Only problem is she wants to make a day of it she live in the Blue Mountains, 2 hours away by train. Can hardly turn down the invite it is free food, just hope I dont get bored to death!

Christmas in the Sun

Well Im still in sunny Sydney, it is really weird having Christmas in the sun, its averaging about 35c, theres Christmas trees and lights up everywhere, doesn't feel like Christmas to me at all, Im still waiting for it to snow. This is going to be my first Christmas in the sun; Im quite looking forward to it.

Well since I last wrote, Ive finished work, thank god, and couldnt wait to leave that place. Although I did go to their Christmas party, they paid for all the food, and there was an unlimited tab at the bar, I certainly made use of that. Still living in the same place, is alright, people are ok, although we got some right dickheads living with us, messiest people Ive ever met. We did find a huntsman spider in the house one day; one guy was so scared he was going to move out. - the joys of living in OZ! Sydney has been stinking with bush fires, also had some pretty impressive dust storms, and brown rain.

I bumped into Melanie Griffith and Denis Hopper last month, they where in the next building to my friends apartment, shooting the new Frank Sinatra movie.

Saw the world brightest Christmas tree been lit at Darling Harbour, theres 56,000 lights on it. Also the most impressive Christmas tree Ive ever seen in the QVB.

Not been up to much else, just lying on the beaches, doing a few of the costal walks, saw the Sculptures by the Sea exhibition, tried a bit of surfing been to the markets by moonlight, learning more Dutch - coming along pretty good. Did have really bad food poisoning earlier this week, still recovering, and thought I was going to die

Plans for Christmas are to be on Bondi Beach, and for New Years, down at the Harbour Bridge. Really looking forward to hitting the road again in early January.

Happy New Year

Well since I last wrote just before Christmas, I've been up to quite a lot.

Christmas in Sydney was really weird, didn't really feel like Christmas. We went to Carols in the Domain, along with 100,000 other people, was really amazing, a few famous Ozzies where there singing, took along some food, mince pies and wine, only one idiot forgot a corkscrew (me), luckily we managed to borrow one, and we sang and drank the night away.

Christmas Eve was celebrated in the Rocks and Circular Quay, the bar didnt announce it was Christmas at midnight; anyway, we had a good night, got home around 3am.

Six hours later, we awake and head to Bondi Beach. I was pretty surprised that everything was running as normal on Christmas Day, all the buses were running and quiet a few shops and cafes were open. Back home its like a ghost town. Myself, Ally, Luci, Ronald, Julia and James, had put in $30 each, we bought loads of beer, food, Christmas crackers a blow up tree and a mini barbecue, The barbecue took over 3 hours to heat, but we did manage to cook sausages, chicken and some steak. We all bought each other $5 presents, got some good stuff. Also got a nice bottle of Scotch. Weather was alright sunny one minute, raining the next was a good day though, stayed on Bondi till around 9, drinking, singing Christmas Carols, on the way back to the city, we where singing them on the bus, entire bus joined in, was pretty hilarious, as no one could remember the words to 12 days of Christmas.

Boxing Day was a total wash out. We headed to the Harbour to watch the Sydney to Hobart Boat Race. Only we were standing at the wrong bit of the Harbour, completely missed it, standing there for ages in the pouring rain. We were going to go and watch 'Lord of the Rings' but was completely sold out. Decided to head to the pub, then for some food at Mamas Kitchen, the house wine goes down like water. Head to a few other bars; end up in Cheers completely drunk. Taking pictures, when we got the pictures back, we couldnt remember any of it, people must have been laughing at us so much.

Took a drive to the Blue mountains, with Ally, Dave and his cousin, was truly amazing, went to Katoomba first, saw the 3 Sisters did a bush walk, then went up the worlds steepest railways, backwards - not a good idea after a large lunch. Also went to the Grand Canyon, and the Wentworth Falls - really nice, best place in the Blue Mountains, could have sat there for hours just looking at the place.

During Christmas and New Year, went to a few concerts in Hyde Park, had some fairground rides, was pretty hilarious going on them after 8 VBs.

The Big One - NYE, was absolutely amazing, so amazing, its hard to describe, definitely had to be there. Always wanted to be in Sydney for New Year and it didnt disappoint. Myself, Dave and Luci, had bought tickets for Mobile Home down at Wharf 3 - right under the Bridge, Basement Jaxx and Roger Sanchez were playing. We started the celebrations in Kings Cross at 1pm, before heading to the city and then to Circular Quay for the 9 pm fireworks, which they cancelled due to high winds. Head to Mobile Home, to join the 8000 others, place wasnt that packed though, plenty of space to move around. There was no countdown to midnight, we where all just standing looking at the bridge then we see all the fireworks exploding from the bridge, was about a 20 minute fireworks show, was really spectacular, best new years eve ever. After that we danced the night away, Basement Jaxx played a wicked set, Roger Sanchez was a bit, so so, not as good as he could have been. Mobile finished at 6am, headed home, crashed out for a few hours, before waking up, going for some food, then heading to Hyde Park for the Global Village concert.

Ally and me also took a trip to Palm Beach - of 'Home and Away' fame. Did the walk up to the Lighthouse, spectacular view of the beach, and the central coast. Coming back down we decided to take one of the other paths, we get attacked by these green killer bees, see 2 lizards, then I jump onto this rock, Fu*k, sh*t, SNAKE! See this head popping out from the rock, it starts to come out, thankfully it was only a lizard. The path suddenly becomes really thin, we decided to head back. Back at the start of the path, there is a danger sign, saying no entry that some idiot had pulled down. Got a picture outside the Surf Club - had to be done.

Also took a trip to Manly really nice beach. Saw Anna Kournikova opening the new Adidas store in the QVB. Went to the zoo on Monday was all right, nothing great, apart form the Meer cats - hilarious and the Harbour views.

Well I was supposed to be heading off to New Zealand on Thursday. Last month I was all set to go and start moving on again. But over Christmas and New Year, as the date got closer it really depressed me didnt want to leave so soon. So decided to try and change my flights, get a job and a new place to stay. Did all this early last week, so Im now staying in OZ till end of Feb, which Im pretty pleased about. Also moved into a really nice apartment with some friends on Sunday, has a great view of Hyde Park and the Harbour, has a pool, Jacuzzi, sauna, gym, squash court, pool table and table tennis table, fantastic courtyard on the roof and a barbecue. The weather is fantastic, currently around 36c - can you blame me for wanting to stay.

A Year on the Road

As of Feb 12th, I had been travelling around the globe for a year. Pretty scary thought, not been home or seen my family, there has been times when Ive though, what am I doing and why am I doing this, and felt like going home, but just keep going, and I will be for the next few months, having so much fun, never want this trip to end.

Well Im still on OZ, not for long, heading to New Zealand on March 4th, dont really want to leave OZ, after 11 months, its become a new home, but definitely plan to return.

Moved in to another new flat, as we had problems with the last one, this one is really nice just behind Darling Harbour. Still have a great view and all the facilities, is a bit pricey though, but couldnt be bothered with the hassle of searching for a place, just took the first decent thing I found. Still working, finish on Friday, which I'm looking forward to.

Headed to the Blue Mountains, at the end of January with my friend Ally spent 3 days there, over the Holiday weekend, went on some bush walks, saw a funnel webs nest and a brown snake - no one got bit. Also these birds that are only spotted in the Blue Mountains 3 times a year got really good pic. Also went to the Jenolan Caves, these world heritage listed Limestone caves, pretty impressive, they have a part in it called the Cathedral, where the acoustics are really good, few opera singers and choirs have sung in there, so I just had to give my lungs a workout. We stayed in the YHA in Katoomba, was all right - just another hostel.

Saw the sunset at the 3 sisters, well on the second night, as someone, fell asleep and completely missed it. Went to check out the notorious nightlife in Katoomba. The Katoomba RSL what a place, might have the cheapest beer in town, but was full, of emm, real people, almost headed straight back to Sydney. Also went to a few other bars, pretty annoyed that they closed at 11, only place that stayed open, charged about $5 a drink. Also went to the Kangaroo place, Ally wanted a pic so he tries to get close to one, hes about 2 feet a way, I get him and the kangaroo in the pic. My turn I edge close to the kangaroo, closer, closer, right beside it with my hand it, it sniffs it, as he goes to take the pic it hops away, I was so gutted. Got a pic with a dead one sniffing my hand in a museum the next day. Bit of interesting Trivia for you, did you know that when a Koala is born it is the size of a BEE!

What else have I been up to, had a very interesting night out in Manly, no buses back to the city, so 4 of us fell asleep at the bus stop, before been woken by someone, then having to pay loads for a taxi.

Its my 22nd birthday on Wednesday, after last year horrendous fiasco in Bangkok (no beer on my 21st), I've planned ahead, had a rooftop BBQ yesterday at my place, with 10 people. We had kangaroo steaks, really nice, also we got too much beer; we were on the roof for about 8 hours and didnt finish it. I still have 30 tooheys new and 2 litres on wine left. Although we did go to the pub about midnight last night for beer, not sure why. Wednesday will just get completely drunk, in the city. Sat night we are going to the greyhound racing, should be a god laugh; see how much I can win.

Final Loop of OZ

Hello people, well Im supposed to be in NZ, just now, but after pleading with the woman at STA, and half the worlds airlines, I managed to stay in OZ a little longer.

Yeah so last time I wrote it was coming up to m birthday. Well I was 22, on Feb 26th, old eh! I hear it was pretty good, don't remember a thing; bad experience with double JD's drinking them like water and Black Sambuka. Was completely spaced out at Circular Quay, although somehow managed to persuade everyone to go to the club Home, only place I ended up was home. Passed out on my bed, next thing remember was walking up at 6.40, panicking cause, id be late for work. Sat on the sofa for about 30 mins completely spaced out. Passed out and turned up for work 3 hours late, the wed night was supposed to be quiet, sat was supposed to be the big night. On the Saturday went to Bondi beach for the last time, will miss it. In the evening went to Greyhound racing, although some people (u know who u are) went to Mardi Gras instead. Dogs were pretty good, not one of us won anything though. Was a really good laugh and got completely pissed (again). In the city and spent about 2 hrs looking for a bar.

Last night in Sydney was pretty good went for drinks after work and met up with few friends in the city. Was a bit depressing saying goodbye to them all, been like a mini 'family' for the last 5 months - will see you all soon though.

Left Sydney and headed down to Canberra on the OZ experience with my mate Ally. Stopped off at a few places of interest on the way. First was Botany Bay - Captain Cook's first landing spot. Then stopped off at Huksison saw about 12 dolphins playing around in the sea, was pretty close, was going to swim out to the, but couldn't be assed. Also passed the Snowy Mountains didnt see any snow though. Stopped in Canberra, saw the Parliament building, Capital Hill, etc. We wanted to spend a few days there, called OZ exp. was only 1 space on the next bus out, so as I had to move pretty fast, Ally stayed I caught the bus the next morn. Canberra nightlife is pretty sh*t, managed to get a few beers though.

Next place we headed to was Gelatipity, stopped off at the Cann River for lunch, saw loads of Pelicans, flying around. We spent the night on a farm - Karronda Park. Pretty good. 16 of us in this log cabin. Cost $40 for the package, which was accommodation, the climbing wall (hilarious) a 4 course dinner (far too much food) and 3-course breakfast. After dinner and a quite a few beers, we went spotlighting. About 20 of us in the back of this van, which has a cage over it - felt like a slave. It zooms around the countryside, over all theses bumps, trying to hold on with one hand and a bottle of wine in the other. Saw a few kangaroos. HIT IT, was my response when we saw them. Back at the cabin, sat up till about 4am, drinking, playing cards. Next morning we had to leave at 8am. First stop we went for some wine tasting, although feeling horrendous, I couldn't spoil the party. There were 11 wines to taste. Some people were just taking a sip and throwing it away. A few others and me downed the lot, and bought a bottle for the journey to Melbourne.

Was going to go straight to Melbourne, but as the Grand Prix was the next day, accommodation was very pricey. I stopped off at Philip Island. Place seemed a bit backwards to me (well all of OZ is). Had to stay in a tent, interesting experience, was sharing with a few Canadians, pretty good laugh. The thing Philip Island is famous for is a nob. Yeah the nobbies, these rocks and Seal Island, and the Penguins. At sunset I saw about 5000 little penguins coming out of the sea, running up the sand and hills to their nests, was an interesting experience.

Left Philip Island as it was boring me. Headed to Melbourne, at first didnt like it, reminded me of Glasgow/Bangkok. But explored the city a bit more, seemed really nice. Went to some concert in the park. Went to St Kilda to meet Ronald and Julia who I shared a house with in Sydney. They said take the tram, its quick only 20 mins. I walk 2 hours later I get there. Went to the pub where the neighbours night was, didnt see the 'stars' as they where in a different room, but the did serve Tenants though. Next day headed along the Great Ocean Road, was great cruising along there in a red convertible, with this blonde, listening to the beach boys, (actually I was in a bus). Stopped off at all the interesting places. Bells Beach from the film Point Break, 12 Apostles, London Bridge. Did a rain forest walk spotted a few koalas.

Flew up to Cairns on the 13th. Was nice been back there, but it was in the wet season, was pissing down, a cyclone was about to hit, and there was an outbreak of Dengue Fever, nice! Headed to the bus station, stuck my bag in a locker, drowned myself in mozzie spray, and headed to the rainforest. Took the sky rail up to Karanda. Was chatting to this English couple, who were on their dream holiday - minus cyclone. Karunda was a bit boring, just faffed around the markets, and got a pic with a Koala, awww. Took the scenic train back to Cairns, didnt see anything scenic as I fell asleep. Back in Cairns had some food at the world famous Woolshed, and got pissed. Headed to the bus station, got the 1am bus to Airlie Beach.

10 hours later arrived in Airlie Beach, headed to the Backpackers by the Bay hostel. Without a doubt best hostel Ive stayed, anyone going to Airlie stay there. Had a few beers at the hostel bar, was this nutter from Thailand doing a fire show. Then he had this dream machine, few people went on. I had a go; he said I was really into it. You sit there, put these glasses on, close your eyes the glasses have these flashing lights, you see all this stuff through you're eyelids. Feels like you are asleep, but you hear and aware of everything around you - hard to explain.

Next day did a cruise of the Whitsunday Islands. First stop was Hook Island, did some snorkelling on the Great Barrier Reef. They recommend wearing stinger suits. Everyone else did, I thought id save $7 and risk it. Although in the ocean any time anything touched me I crapped it. Also went to the under water observatory - crap. Next stop was lunch, really nice seafood. Next stop was Whithaven Beach, probably one of the best Ive seen. After that was off to Long Island, just sat on the beach drinking some bizarre cocktails. Then fed these parakeets things. About 6 of them on my arms and head. Headed back to Airlie, on the boat the crew said my fav words "free wine" not many people drank, so I sat up the back with these Ozzies and the crew drinking it.

Back in Airlie, got pissed at the bar, and went for a few beers afterward with Dean and some other guy. Just sitting it the bar realised it was 10.20pm, had to say bye, run back 10 mins to the hostel, and run to the bus station with half my body weight attached to my bag, did make the bus thou. Driver wouldnt let me watch the movie, after pleading with him, still no. Walking back to my seat this guy at the back is like here mate. I walk up, he had one of those portable DVD's with screen, Im like WTF, anyway, sat there watching minority report and signs, and drinking my JD.

Arrived in Hervey Bay - Crap. Did do dome horse riding whish was good. Went to Fraser Island, which was also crap, so no point describing it.

If you haven't fallen asleep yet, my next stop was Byron Bay, very hippy place. Went Hand gliding off Cape Byron, was amazing, I hear quite a few swear words emerged from me. Walked up to the lighthouse, saw loads of bottlenose dolphins. Stood on Australia's most easterly point, saw the full moon rise, b4 anyone else in OZ. Went downhill mountain biking, really good, pretty muddy though, but did swim under some water falls. Last night in Byron sat on the beach drinking, and then there was a massive thunderstorm, completely pissing it down. As we were a bit pissed we didnt run for cover instead, went swimming in the sea.

Next stop was Brisbane, stayed in Tinbillys, pretty good. Meals where amazing, got discounts on food and beer in the bar below if you stayed in the hostel, so had a pretty cheap night last night.

Flew back to Sydney this morning, although, went to the Domestic instead of the International terminal, just made the flight before it closed. Arrived back in Sydney, checked into the YeeHA, booked my OZ and Fiji tours, really looking forward to doing those.

Went out this afternoon with friends from work, got really pissed, met up with Luci, Abbie and Rich in the city for a few beers.

Im out of Australia tomorrow (for real this time) going to Christchurch. Really going to miss OZ, been a great year here, dont want to leave